Kimi (yuki_panorama) wrote,

This is because I did this around the same time last year.

After read through the survey, I've decided to keep most of the answers the same as last time. I forgot I was funny.

Were you single on your last birthday?

Was New Year's enjoyable?
I went to my first strip club. A stripper felt me up. IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

It's 4 in the morning, your phone rings, who is it?
Monti. It's always Monti.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Nah, people have better things to do.

Are you trying to avoid a certain emotion?
Whatever emotion comes from procrastination. Guilt?

Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life?
NO. Everyone can suck it.

What is an important part of a relationship?
Money. And bitches and hoes. Sex. Even if it's not a romantic relationship. Especially if it's not a romantic relationship.

How was your day today?
Made a bunch of vegan mac and cheese, watched Skins, worked on a personal project, worked on a freelance project, worked on school work.

Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Don't I?

Where were you at 8 am this morning?
In bed.

Do you fall for people easily?
Never easily enough, it seems these days.

What was the last song you listened to?
Well, let me just check my iTunes... Oh okay here we go, it seems the last song I listened to was... uhh... SHIT. DEFINITELY NOT "BABY" BY JUSTIN BIEBER.

Where were you an hour ago?
Same place I am now.

What's 1st thing you do when you're mad?
Tear all my clothes off in a sexy but angry dance. Tears flow down my face like the blood of a unicorn. It's a very confusing situation.

Ever been called a bitch?
Only once. By my bestie, Monti, I believe. Ah, friendship.

Do you get drunk every weekend?
*Every hour.

Would you rather have long or short hair?
Very long, but only if it's a rat tail.

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
Homos melt if they talk to any member of the opposite sex. Unless they're trans.

Ever lost a friend because of a boyfriend/girlfriend?
I lost all of them to my imaginary one.

Are you wearing make up?
Only the foundation that covers up the non-functioning asshole in the middle of my forehead.

Are you currently frustrated with a boy or girl?
I don't know any boys or girls. Just MEN. SO MANY MEN.

Are you friends with your neighbors?
I keep on having to turn down the dozens of roses they're all sending me.

What bugs you the most?
You. You, Internet. With your tricky tricks, you sneaky sneak. You do.
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